Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

by hey youz guys May 1, 2015

gasperated

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.

I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.

by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007

glamperfu

To be glamorously perfect

He is so glamperfu at making dresses !

by TheJuan February 7, 2015

Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.

Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

Gašper Vidmar

The best basketball player of all time. He wears the number 14 and originates from Slovenia.

I hope we get Gašper Vidmar he is the best of all time.

by Nisemhotijebac May 26, 2018

Nikki glaser

When one of the party’s during oral sex is terrible and the other points and laughs !

Yo last night she was totally being a Nikki glaser

by Kat rod and super Steve August 15, 2022