Gloomies

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.

"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."

by TC000 October 1, 2013

Gloaming

The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.

I did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she's such a bright woman.

by PL25 November 19, 2012

glaminate

verb transitive
To add glitter to and then laminate a document, thus making it glamorous.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. Coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.

"You know, she drank way more than she usually does. We really should make her an award with MS Publisher and glaminate it."

"Umm...Courtney? Why is there glitter in the laminator?"
"I was glaminating some documents for a board meeting later today."

by ajidica April 14, 2010

glamih

Glamih is a sexy human being with a huge personality and loves slow walks on the beach. Loves dogs cats and hugs. He Never haves any sexual intercourse. He is also a racist nigger.

Glamih is so fun to be around he loves

by myers602 June 1, 2017

Gloominati

Gloominati: everything is terrible and others control me.

People who always part ways with an outrageous conspiracy reference.

Gloominati: See ya later, hope your kids don’t end up being satanic sex slaves in that pizza gate thing!

by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

glaming

inventing a word that no one else wants to use

I caught Doug glaming this word.

by definitelynotdoug April 29, 2021

GlamMike

Glammike is a theory in FNaF Security Breach. It’s a theory thinking Michael Afton is Glamrock Freddy. Michael Afton is part of the Afton family in FNaF and he is the older brother. Glamrock Freddy is a animatronic bear who is your father figure in FNaF Security Breach.

I love the glammike theory!
Yeah I love the glammike theory too, it’s amazing.
How did someone come up with the glammike theory!

by YourLocal_FNaFLover October 1, 2022