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gandon

Russian slang for condom. Synonymous with faggot and/or asshole.
Alo gandon!
by fM!phil May 28, 2003
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gandonogabalasnaxuikurwapydarastas

gandonogabalasnaxuikurwapydarastas, also known as ggnkp, means dzionis, a ggnkp.
Rocky: vakar pisau gandonogabalonaxuikurwapydarasto motina
Eddy: ai gandonogabalasnaxuikurwapydarastas tai cia dzionis ane?
by LukezasZ October 22, 2018
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Pineal Gland

Small tissue in front of your brain, behind the center of your forehead, that naturally releases serotonin and melatonin that creates dreams when you are in deep sleep as well as in the final moments leading up to your death. Discovered by the ancients; this very mysterious and powerful gland has incredible hallucinogenic, some say spiritual, properties beyond science and understanding. It can be activated while awake by the inhalation of a living organism compound called Dimethyltyptamine (DMT) through an Amazonian ritual called Ayahuasca or by smoking the powdered compound alone. Also known as the spirit molecule, it is said that it is the one thing that all living beings and organism have common on this planet and possibly others.
"Today, we will study the power of what is referred to as, your third eye."

-The Pineal Gland .
by MRCWILL October 27, 2015
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MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration)

The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.
Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!
by MMGking February 22, 2011
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Hand-To-Gland Combat

by Karlito April 20, 2003
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gland

A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.
"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".
by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
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Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
by pu re tun February 8, 2010
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