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Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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Gladiestestist

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad
Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist
by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019
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Gladesmen

A shadowy and notorious South Florida syndicate that takes its name from the pioneers that lived in the Everglades. They are rumored to be a secret society that meets deep in the Everglades.
I heard the Gladesmen were meeting at Lucky’s, but when I got there it was closed to the public.
by Intelligencr June 1, 2022
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glades middle school

glades middle school is a ghetto ass school wit a whole bunch of hoes and niggas that dgaf bout a girls feeling and they got hella fights at they school, 6th graders lame asl
guy1: yo u go ta glades middle school
guy2: yee
guy1: that school crazyyy bro nem
by crazyyschool.stg September 6, 2021
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Gladys Knights

A road-weary motorcycle gang of white collar criminals, composed of Marty Cardy, Johnny Flynn and Jake Priddy.

They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").

They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
Oh no, pa, the Gladys Knights are coming to town. Hide your W2's!
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glades

a synonymn for sunglasses (shades/glasses)
"Ahh..it's so sunny out right now, I need my glades"
by Kcaa..Awwlieee..Keelll July 30, 2008
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glades middle school

Siles doesnt like anyone besides the athletic boys, what did i do stank-stank? I am sorry pookie.
"I went to glades middle school"
"oh me too! Siles tried hate crime-ing me!"
by cronasita June 25, 2021
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