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o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop
he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"
"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)
thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)
tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)
you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)
study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)
he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)
you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2
oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)
he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)
if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)
o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop
he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"
"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)
thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)
tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)
you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)
study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)
he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)
you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2
oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)
he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)
if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)
by e73rock April 20, 2008
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Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:
"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.
For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."
"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.
For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."
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Paul said all the strippers at the club wanted him
and that they begged him to let them spank him
Now that’s some real GSHIT!
and that they begged him to let them spank him
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One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.
The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake
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