girthmaxxing

steering the skin and muscle tissue of your penis to make your girth wider. the act of making your penis enhance its girth.

Yooo bro have you been girthmaxxing it’s gotten way thicker!!

by Tonyrello dickrider March 10, 2024

girthmaxxing

The process of increasing penile girth through means of jelqing, pumping, or manual exercise.

“Hey dawg, can you lay off the girthmaxxing? You’re tearing my asshole up too much and it’s giving me the runs.”

by Jelqlord 69 March 12, 2024

Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.

Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.

by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024

gorpmaxxing

A term relating to the act of consuming as much Gorp trail mix as possible.

"Man, I can't come to work today, I am too busy gorpmaxxing"

by Dragongorp March 18, 2024

girthmaxxing

Stretching your penis out to make it girthier and bigger for your gay best friend Wyatt

I was girthmaxxing to impress wyatt

by Penisbaus March 22, 2024

Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.

"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."

by pookymane July 1, 2024

Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.

“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”

by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026