a small town located on the south west of scotland locals use its name to describe bad things as they see the town as a bad place
dude 1: aww this place sucks
dude2: i no man its nearly as bad as girvan
dude 1: na noting is as bad as girvan!!
dude2: i no man its nearly as bad as girvan
dude 1: na noting is as bad as girvan!!
by Danz0 July 6, 2011
Get the Girvan mug.A measure of fuckability based on the weight of a female. It is defined by the ratio of "would have sex wtih" to the "effectiveness at which her boobs are able to cover a man's penis".
G=S/T
Girlant=(sexability)/(tit fuckability)
May also be used as a measure of a male's intoxication level.
G=S/T
Girlant=(sexability)/(tit fuckability)
May also be used as a measure of a male's intoxication level.
Jenny's much more girlant now the she is snorting cocaine. It's too bad her titties are too small to fuck.
by 4chan4life April 27, 2010
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Get the girlanteed mug.A Gurkan35 is a simp, he simps on anyone who's age is on the clock. (Ew, Ikr) Has a small cock and loves cbt. Also is a boomer remover, removing all his local boomers from his streets. He truly is a hero.
by Astranamic July 26, 2020
Get the Gurkan35 mug.n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast long journeys/ mission trips on foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
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