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(Gur-kun): A noun that means nothing but means absolutely everything at the same time. The word means different things depending on the tonality of the person saying it. Most commonly used as an expression of affirmation, it also is used in awkward situations to change the subject or break the ice. Rise of the word among Generation Y came about due to it's idiosyncratic sounding nature.
Reporter: Mr. President how will you go about coming to a mutual agreement to lift the debt ceiling before a catastrophic default which could lead worldwide financial markets to crash and plunge the economy into recession.
President: Girkan
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Daughter: Mum I think I'm late this month!!!
Mom: Girkan!
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Peter: Man I got all these bills to pay, mortgage and my girlfriend just dumped my ass.
Steve: Girkan!
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Sam: I fucken hate asian drivers, do they buy their licenses?
Xiao Ying: Girkan!
Girkan by Trog87 August 4, 2011
Lazy but very smart person, who will probably achieve a lot in life and have a lot of succes.
He doesn’t do anything, he’s gürkan
Gürkan by W12ndjd January 10, 2018
A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..
Omggg was that gürkan i think i melt!!
Gürkan by Anonymus__12345 January 1, 2017
A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!
Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe

Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona

Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful
Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!

*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)
Girland by silverXD May 28, 2010
The name is mostly confused with gurkan. While gurkan means disgusting things according to urban dictionary, conversely gürkan is known as "god".
My name is gürkan, not gurkan.
gürkan by sugarfreeak August 20, 2019
Dude, I just ate that girken! It was delicious!
Girken by Kratargon November 7, 2018

girkenschplokin 

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.
girkenschplokin by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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