Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

gigilo

man whore, pimp, playa, a man who is payed for services

That gigilo made $1000 last night!

by matt2893 April 2, 2008

Gigli

(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.

Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."

by G-Union January 12, 2004

gigli

something that sucks

Oh man, Mike dumped you, that giglis!

by thenameisdita June 20, 2004

Gilio

The last name of an extraordinary mathlete. Usually of Russian descent and always has two first names. Gilios can be slightly know-it-alls, but don’t fret they don’t make up for it with their looks!

Wow! Look at that Gilio he’s so cool his name is Michael and Daniel.

by daddymathlete August 3, 2023

Gigli

I have to immediately give it a 2 out of 10 right off the bat for not being the absolute worst movie I have ever seen; "Disturbing Behavior", "Cool as Ice", and "Leprechan in the Hood" are all far worse. Also, give it a 3 for Affleck at least making the best of the horrible script Martin Brest has given him, as well as for the Pacino/Walken cameos. But that's as nice as I'll be; it's pretty bad.

To say nothing of J.Lo's huge, bulbous ass.

by Fred Durst is a tool June 25, 2004

gigli

Adjective used to describe something mind blowingly awful. Makes reference to the 2003 film Gigli - renowned for being particularly awful.

That was gigli bad!

by Anonymie April 27, 2006