grezelda

(n) similar to a minger, but only relevant for females (who are of particular grottitude).

That Grezelda was so revolting my eyes fell out.

by Ubermanky November 30, 2006

gizelle

(noun) a person who is amazingly imaginative, original, and individual. crazy good soccer player. loved by all. typically brasilian.

Oh man, I love those Gizelles!!!

by josephinah January 28, 2008

Geizel

She knows what she wants. Very beautiful, amazing, extremely funny, charming, and highly intelligent. She knows how to have a good time with any situation. Does not need any alcoholic beverage or drugs to have a good time. Loves God, family, friends, and values education. Her determination will bring her to success. Her charm and sense of humor catches any guy.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're dating a Geizel?"
Lucky Guy: "Yes."
Guy 1: "Lucky bitz."

by ur_mom123 July 2, 2011

Gizelle

She’s really shy and has anxiety,she’ll always be there for you when you most need her and she’s so beautiful and sexy she would be and amazing girlfriend and she cares about everyone but she can also get jealous so watch out she can be a bitch she cares about her family a lot and is sensitive she’s really insecure though so don’t mention anything like that she’s a true sister and would always be there for you and she puts on a big smile everyday and appreciates her existence even though their would be a gun on her head she would still have a smile on and wouldn’t care at all she’s not that popular though and she’s been broken a lot but she’s still strong and is still here 🥳

oh here comes Gizelle

Gizelle is so cool

by idk-gay November 3, 2019

Gizella

Gizella means the most awesome person in the world, it means world leader and all powerful. People look up to this sex god and love her eternally, the over-whelming beauty that she gives out is extreme, people can look at a Gizella because her eyes are just to pure. Her best friend is usually stunning aswell. Over all she is a legend.

I have always wanted to see a Gizella, she is as beautiful and over-whelming as the legends say :)

by Sunshine.8 June 4, 2011

gizzel

A very funny cute honest girl who you can always count on who will be by your side no matter what happens even though she can be annoying she is still funny

She seems like a gizzel

by dgk_allday November 4, 2014

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010