Billy Gibbons

Billy Gibbons is a God of Blues/Blues Rock guitar. Even Jimi Hendrix once said he was one of the best up and coming guitarists around. He is the lead singer and guitarist of the blues rock band ZZ Top. Apart from incredible musicianship, he also has one of the greatest beards ever to grace planet earth.

For an example of Billy Gibbons' talent, listen to any track from the album Tres Hombres

by ieatorcs June 26, 2016

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

Shit Gibbon

A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.

Man I'm so embarrassed by our shit gibbon of a president .

by Krunkmaster 31 February 8, 2017

To Gibbons

Calling 'under the gun' in poker

What did you just do?!
I Gibbonsed!

I think he's going to Gibbons!

by xYB- April 12, 2010

gibbon

Any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.

Rawr! Did you see that Gibbon on target 3? Think I stand a chance with him?

by FlightyR September 11, 2008

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

Gibbon

A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.

person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."

by Kane-Train December 12, 2010