Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

gherkinal

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

by KoH May 3, 2006

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out

Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.

by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022

gherkin

a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.

His dick was like a like a gherkin.

by D.E.M. November 20, 2006

nursin' the gherkin

Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.

Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.

by HotToddy July 6, 2007