ghettology

the study of ghettoness

a ghettologists could study ghetto things a person says or does

by Julia May 13, 2005

ghettology

being so ghetto that you would do things in a way that nobody would think of to get something done.

When you are printing sales signs and they print wrong, so u cut and paste the right sign. This is done by cutting out what you need from one sign and glue them to the other.

by YankeePride23 May 1, 2004

ghettopediment

A speech impediment that causes someone that is so obviously not from the ghetto to talk like they were born and raised there.

Some people do it one purpose, but for some people it comes naturally. If this applies to you, prepare to be told you have a ghettopediment. A lot.

Fake ghettopediment: yo dawg whats crackin?

Natural ghettopediment: I aint care what ya'll say, I aint do nothin.

by WOWmuch? November 11, 2009

ghettoboxed

When your widescreen display is showing standard-def content with a letterbox, resulting in a (large) black border on all four sides of the image.

Aw man, Jim got the ghettoboxed DVD from Blockbuster.

by videoedit andrew November 25, 2009

ghettomopping

using a broom to push a paper towel sprayed with cleaner to mop the floor instead of dragging out the big bucket, mop, etc.

yeah, my boss at Target wanted me to mop the bathroom, but it wasn't totally a mess so she showed the method of ghettomopping it.

by Freckles the Dog June 18, 2010

Ghettolyze

To remove all common sense from any rational idea.

They ghettolyzed the plan and decided to use spinning hub caps

by GRS July 18, 2007

Ghettorosexual

n. a heterosexual, sexually active, ghetto person who knows their way around a hood

adj. A person who is showing off something ghetto like i.e. insane dance moves, rapping skills,booty smacking skills, etc., while one or more women rub against him, craving his attention

n. Demarcus is ghettorosexual.

adj. John was acting very ghettorosexual yesterday at the mall.

by vancesharit May 11, 2011