Ghetto spread

The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot

I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park

by Flipflap54321 April 29, 2021

Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse

Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you

by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021

Ghetto spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and ass cheeks and is ready for sexual intercourse.

Man - Ayo you lookin' thicker than a mf snicker. You ready to ghetto spread?

by WTFdidijustread June 18, 2021

ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone

"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"

by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020

Ghetto spread

When middle class white people can't afford to shop at M&S but need to serve snax and nibbles

Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread

by GhettoDickie February 17, 2021

ghetto spread

1. when coronavirus spreads through a rural area

2. the soup homer likes

1. the karen said "fuck ghetto spread, it's a hoax"
2. homer ate ghetto spread

by username420 November 19, 2020

ghetto spread

A food that will be ruined by rich people in twenty years.

ghetto spread

by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021