Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)

Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.

by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009

gherkin

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

by Banjo September 19, 2004

Ghentile

a resident of the area of Ghent in Norfolk, VA. Often part of the artsy or hipster sub-community. Believe themselves to be an elite group, regardless of relative truth.

Person 1: Did you see that hipster kid with the black horn-rim glasses and too tight shorts on his longbord skateboard?

Person 2: Oh, that's just Jimmy. he's a Ghentile.

by ghentile757 August 23, 2011

Ghengis Khan

The unparalelled military leader of the Mongolians, dating back 800 something odd years. He conquered all of Asia, and plundered his beaten enemies. He left behind a vast treasure (probably more than the one in the movie "National Treasure"). From after his death to this day, his treasure hasn't been discovered.

Whether you believe it is up to you, but the man never lost a single battle. Something even Alexander the Great has faced before.

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008