get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.

Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.

by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010

get me bodied

To get someone excited and/or hyped especially in a club environment.

Do you think that boy can get me bodied?
The way she dances gets me bodied.

by chico82 October 18, 2007

get me bodied

Like killin it on the dance floor, getting a guy in the club and killin him (dancing better than him)

Imma get me bodied.
Oh she's getting bodied with that boy.
Oh she killin him.

by Caramel Alexa April 23, 2007

Get me the government!

noun:
A declaration that one is about to auto-defenestrate.

"Get me the government!"
*jumps out of a window*

by Isa DL January 13, 2023

get me the tank

1. idiomatic expression derived from the television show 'Special 1 TV' used to describe a person who is laughing uncontrollably as to require oxygen. Also used to express sarcasm

Man 1: "i really think Newcastle will stay up"

Man 2: "Yeah right, get me the tank!"

by Edge732 May 11, 2009

Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

by =^_^= MR30W =^_^= July 4, 2008

Get me talkin'

- Make me start speaking

- Provoke me to speak about something
- Speak my mind

"You better cut the bullshit or you'll get me talkin'!"

"Politics always gets me talkin' all night."

"That movie got you talkin' non-stop."

"Don't get me talkin' about that woman!"

by LonSays June 8, 2020