a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
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for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"
by Giganecroghei October 18, 2008
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Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010
Get the cum gurning mug.Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
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Get the Gurning mug.A verb or adjective derived from the most common and vulgar African American racial epithet, aka the "n" word. Gering refers to both the engagement in and personification of sterotypical behavior, posture, language, actions, and overall attitude commonly displayed by African Americans immersed in inner city African American hip hop culture. This phenomenon is commonly found in night clubs, American football and basketball venues, and on the streets. You can be of any race or sex and engage in the act of gering.
Yo man, did you see how those Miami football players were gering after that interception? Yeah man, they were gering so hard they almost looked like Michael Irving and Deion Sanders out there!
by Gargamel! November 8, 2008
Get the Gering mug.a place on the south coast of australia, that is half on a hill and half off it. People that live there arent rich enough to live in kiama, yet rich enough not to live in nowra.totally populated by footy lovers and surfers
Gerringong in kiamaanese means: footy, pies surf and beer
Gerringong in kiamaanese means: footy, pies surf and beer
by dylan dubya May 16, 2008
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