geriatrocity 

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

geriatrocity by shrimphead February 28, 2009

Geriatric Thumper Dance 

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

Geriatric Thumper Dance by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Geriactasm 

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.

Geriactasm by Shane McGehee November 26, 2009

Geriaphiliac 

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.

"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."

Geriaphiliac by Red Killwell July 3, 2007

geriacity

adj. - of or pertaining to the condition of having a high concentration of the elderly.

n.- A region exhibiting the properties of the adjective version of this word.

Henderson, Nevada simply reeks of geriacity.

geriacity by Neeners November 30, 2004

geriaphile 

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.

"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"

geriaphile by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

Geriholic 

A Person, usually elderly who takes an abundant amount of pills each day for maintaining ones health.
Most of these pills are vitamins and stool softeners.

"I saw you Gram-Maw-Maw taking all her meds, Dang, she's a geriholic!"

"Whheeew, he smells like old spice and vitamins, whatta geriholic!"

Geriholic by Indianachick67 April 29, 2009