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surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
by Catherine M. February 6, 2006
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gerdine

An amazingly awesome girl who is the best friend you can ever have and will always be there for you no matter what!
My best friend is gerdine because she is so much fun
by happygurl95 February 3, 2014
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Gerdanmess

The merseyside slang for a messy person with the characteristics of;
Greasy hair
Spots
Clogs
"Ahh gerdanmess!"
by ErnieBate123 March 2, 2010
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Gerdyn

A suborn-minded, strong-willed, kind-hearted and spoilt younger child that despite being quick to anger and prone to savage beast-like behavior is a genuine friend to all (when tamed), loyal sister and absolute genius! She thrives in her natural habitat…in front of the camera as a self-pronounced Selfie Queen! Diet includes chips, sweets and anything covered in tomato sauce! Take care when confronting such an individual, approach slowly, make no sudden movements and quietly restrain her legs first, she’s a kicker!
Don’t get on the wrong side of Gerdyn, she’s on the prowl today!
I was on holiday once and this chick went full Gerdyn, she was in every single one of my pictures!
by The Hootch April 6, 2015
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Gerwin

Gerwin is the most attractive man you will ever meet! Not only is he smoking on the outside, he has the warmest, kindest, most generous heart a man could have. Meet a Gerwin and you will instantly admire and be inspired by him. He has many ambitions in life and is very hardworking. He has a strong drive and is very determined and disciplined but will nevertheless make sure that he makes his family, friends and especially his S.O. feel like they are his top priority. Gerwin is quick to listen, slow to speak, and very understanding. He handles conflict well and does not have a short temper. He is extremely loyal and will never make you doubt or hesitate otherwise. With a Gerwin you do not even have to make him prove his loyalty to you because his words, actions and character speak for themselves (and they never fail). Gerwin is a huge optimist which is one of his greatest qualities because he doesn't let the little things in life get to him. Instead, Gerwin finds the good in all situations and is ready to lift others up and brighten their days. He is fun to be around and definitely knows how to crack a joke and give you a good time. Every second is a second well spent. Meet a Gerwin and you will never want to let him go.
Man, I wish I was Gerwin.

That must be a Gerwin, he is so attractive.

I think I need to speak to Gerwin, he will surely make me feel better.

You know a Gerwin, can I be friends with him?

Ugh, Gerwin's girlfriend is a blessed woman, I wish I could be her.
by v_bdb4 March 22, 2022
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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
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gerpin

(n.) a ferret
omg your gerpin is so cute!”
by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018
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