gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Gergo

A tough but sweet and gentle man who always mesmerises people with their charming looks and equally charming mind. A Gergő usually has olive-colour eyes and brownish-black hair, and muscular arms. He would makes you feel safe and secure when you are around with him even during an apocalypse. He is the embodiment of Tom Cruise, Richard Gere… a walking god oozing masculinity and charisma wherever he is… basically everyone’s ideal type of man.

You can only be perfect if you are Gergo.

by cheshireway November 23, 2021

Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 30, 2021

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

by slmtephanie December 13, 2007

Gerome

A Handsome young man who has a perfect personality. When with gerome you will never have a dull moment. He’s an amazing, caring, sexy, funny, intelligent, goofy guy with a kind heart who’s been hurt many times but always finds a way to love others. Every time you see him, you can’t help but smile. And he’ll always be there to wipe your tears.

“He’s such an amazing person. ”
“Of course he is, it’s Gerome.”

by Romeyrome October 14, 2018

Germoney

A word used by refugees for Germany describing their dream of getting much money in Germany.

Let's not go to Spain, better Germoney!

by CYAL July 25, 2017