gerbrand

Gerbrand is the best person you will ever know, he is attractive, handsome, excellent sportsman and a great father

Awesome

Gerbrand is amazing cool

by GerrieAwe! September 16, 2017

Gerbatroning

The act of secretively leaving your home and going partying with others at a non disclosed location and returning surreptitiously and mentioning none of it those at home on regular intervals having those around you puzzled as to where you always go and why!
Some domestic cats go gerbatronning at night too.

Where is Holly (Cat)?

No she's out Gerbatroning again!

by 50ShadesofDRJAY November 27, 2021

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head

He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

gerbalized

the process by which someone crawl's up someone else's ass; the act of becoming totally subserviant. One can gerbalize oneself, or be gerbalized by another.

Cindy has become gerbalized by her best friend and no longer thinks for herself.

by gray dove May 15, 2010

gerbal tube

a plastic or stainless steel tube that two rump rangers simultaneously stick up their asses an allow an entrapped gerbal two run about inside tickleling their rrctums.

Richard Gere was once caught on Fire Island with a gerbal tube jammed up his ass.

by Moe Foe April 13, 2005