by CyanDude September 3, 2022

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee
Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee
Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
