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Geometric

Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.
Travis doesn’t party at all; he’s geometric.
by Marilyn Monrouge January 25, 2022
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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geometrically challenged individual

A person who is an abnormal shape, typically due to being overweight.
Wow, look a Gary failing to walk through that door, he must be a geometrically challenged individual
by Lord Schmuba April 1, 2024
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