Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

Geoffinition

It’s Geoff’s take on shit. Or Jeff’s. Or anyone’s. Use your own name but if there is not an “eff” at the end it probably won’t work It’s my definition of a word, which could be factual, or not. It makes the word mine.

That idiot had no idea what the word meant
so he made up his own geoffinition.

by The Moonlighter November 20, 2021

Goffing

When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
Bonus points if they sell the pictures.

Clint got expelled from school for goffing.
Liam got caught goffing by Jenny.

by anonymous November 21, 2024

Goffing

when you take a picture of someone’s buttocks without them knowing and use it for sexual desires

clint got caught goffing after taking pictures f women in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024

goffing

when you get caught taking a photo of someone buttocks without them know for your sexual desires

clint was caught goffing in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024

goffing

when you get caught taking a photo of someone buttocks without them know for your sexual desires

clint was caught goffing in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024