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uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.
As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that
by Illusionist November 22, 2007
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Gillette

A Woman who acts tough/extremely aggressive towards others
That girl over there she type fiyah...but i dont know. She too gillette for me. She be trying act like a whole nigga”.
by D-Maul August 11, 2018
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Galletto

mafia offshoot active on long island . Known as "classy" gangsters, they have been caught in nurmerous sport gambling rings as well as trafficking weapons. About 200 made men currently stay true to the Galletto crime family. Technically they aren't part the "actual" mafia, because they do not operate under mafia rules or operate in a mafia structure. Still many mafia icons have done there time working with members of the family including the Gallo brothers and Salvatore "the bull" Gravano. They are also very much associated with the "Mala de Brenta" as a member of the family served as a turncoat bringing down much of the gang operating off the Italian shores.
Dude: I heard the Gallettos got nabbed again runnin guns.
Other dude: damn yo! Dem niggas be in the paper every other week!
by QueensDreamin777 July 2, 2012
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Monica gellering

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”
by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019
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galletas

Do you have any galletas?
Quieres galletas?
by Soldier 1:) April 21, 2016
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Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.
by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017
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off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021
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