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Gayfather

1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)
Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.
by Lofasz October 29, 2011
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Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.
Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"
by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014
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godfather

A cigar that has been "shelled" -- had the tobacco completely removed from inside without breaking the cigar shell -- and been refilled entirely with marijuana and packed tightly to create a large blunt the size of the original cigar.
Dude, let's go make a godfather with that eighth you just bought and get seriously stoned.
by S-Dizzy August 16, 2005
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Godfather part II

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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Godfather

A drink containing 1.5 oz Scotch Whiskey and .75 oz Amaretto (usually Disaronno). A classy drink which tempers the harshness of the scotch with the sweetness of Amaretto.

The person suggesting vodka is a moron.
The Godfather is one classy drink. Most definitely not containing vodka.
by Juan Donne April 2, 2011
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go godfather

To lose one's composure or exact a vendetta of sorts. The term is inspired by the rash, violent and volatile moments chronicled in a fictional story by the same name.
If that dude texts you one more time, I'm gonna go godfather on his a--!
by the Cindy Moon January 6, 2014
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American Godfather

An alcoholic drink. 2 parts bourbon (usually Buffalo Trace) and 1 part Amaretto. Served in a rocks glass over a single large ice cube.
Bartender, I'll have an American Godfather, please.
by Ghynox August 11, 2017
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