Ben Goldings

Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people

Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!

by IIIIIIIoufbeJ September 27, 2017

stoke golding

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton

Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...

by Bensonwaterbeer May 31, 2018

Gary Golding

The man, the myth, the Legend!

If I could only channel my inner Gary Golding, I'd simply consume as little as possible.

by zumyj May 4, 2023

Gelling

Another word for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey dude, what were you just doing in there?

Guy 2: Ah, nothing. Just gelling.

Guy 1: I see. I might go do some gelling later too.

by A mothafuckkin starfish December 20, 2013

Golding

as your getting head, quickly remove cock and right when your getting ready to get off sharply jam your dick in her eye at the same time of ejaculation (make sure this one thrust counts cause your only getting one chance)... if done right the lady friend should have suffered a concussion and her retina will turn blood red.

Golding your mom was so fun last night!!!

by wes leeper November 29, 2007

gilding

An overly animated homosexual male or transvestite.

The gilding around the block is a real party animal.

by Professor 999 January 2, 2010

gelling

If you are *not* wearing Doctor Sholls extra soft insoles then you tell others you are "gellin'"

"Im gellin"
"dude, your so not gellin'

by backstab.net September 7, 2003