Skip to main content

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
mugGet the Lady Geico mug.

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.
John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.
by pentozali April 8, 2006
mugGet the the Geritol crowd mug.
Related Words

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.
by slmtephanie December 13, 2007
mugGet the GEICO mug.

geto boys

Legendary rappers that put Houstan Texas on the map. One of the most important groups in Music history
"Watcha listnin to"
"Oh, the Geto Boys"
" The Who...."
"........Fag"
by Jared Rogers April 18, 2005
mugGet the geto boys mug.

getogethering

Similar to a party a getogethering is the unification of people for the purposes of socialising, conversation, or recreation.

A getogethering can happen anywhere at anytime without any prior preparation or event coordination with people mingling with the sole purpose of catching up and/or to shoot the breeze.

Alcohol is almost always consumed in abundance at a getogethering but it isn't mandatory by any means. It may lead to a debaucherous afternoon or evening where fond new memories are often forgotten the following morning

Frequent places for getogetherings can include but are not limited to bars, nightclubs, restaurants, parks, beaches, and residential houses.
We went to Matt's place for a getogethering in the weekend and it was choice.

After work we had a getogethering and chopped some piss before heading out to into town.

Next summer we're planning a getogethering at our bach, you should come along cos it'll be mint!!sauce.

At the end of our getogethering we went to the taco shop and did a little toe-tapping while waiting for our burritos and tacos to be crafted.
by matticulous January 26, 2011
mugGet the getogethering mug.

getto grip

Large sum of money ; Something that you would see a drug dealer have while being arrested on COPS.
Dam Son nigga got that getto grip
by fudge from philly April 9, 2010
mugGet the getto grip mug.

Getto Mac

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.
"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."
by realfakeuser September 14, 2012
mugGet the Getto Mac mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email