Geezus

-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".

points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement

by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018

Geezus

Another spelling for Jesus. It is used by some non fundamentalist groups that worship or venerate Jesus but want to set there beliefs about him apart from Christian Fundamentalism because they think they are entirly wrong about him.

They believe in Geezus.

by Judge dredd7 July 31, 2011

geetum

To trick some one.

To state "Gotcha!"

You: Hey man, look, its a purple cow!

Friend: Where??!?!

You: GEETUM!!!

by Bullseye November 10, 2006

geezuss

Word used as a exclamation of excitement

Me: That girl has a fantastic rack!
You: Geezuss!

by CJ Housefield February 6, 2020

Geezus

A term used when an extremely religious person is spouting hipocracy and bigotry, in the name their religion/god.

"That woman told me I'm going to hell because I'm gay. She's totally strung out on Geezus."

by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019

Geezuscaneesus

Explative, similar to "Oh my...."
As if a miracle appeared before you.

"Geezuscaneesus! Homer Simpson is a real life American phenomenon."

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025