gebonker

A German cockblocker who often has bad breath.

Tido: ... and I was just about to hit that too!

Eric: Oh I wish I was as big a mac as you but what went wrong with that chick?

Tido: Some Nazi came in and told me that I was late to the neo nazi meeting yesterday, she slaped me like a bitch then left, he smell like anus too.

Eric: What a gebonker

by Tido'sbetterthaneric May 11, 2010

Geoboner

The "Geoboner" also known as the "Geobender", is a commonly used prase around youth. If two ore more individuals expierience an erection, during any geograhy study; it will result in a Geoboner.

More young males in the age of sixteen to twentyfive experiences the Geeoboner as comfortable and that it could potentially cause a boymood.

Unfortunately females are not capable of achieving the Geoboner, hence the lack of masculinity amongst women.

Male 1: Geoboner?
Male 2: Geoboner.

Female 1: Geoboner?
Female 2: No.

Male 1: Geoboner?
Male 2: No, sorry bro.
Male 1: It's okay bro, next time!
*hugs*

by misterproto April 2, 2019

grabondese

A common disease where you have the tendency to grabondese nuts.

You: "Oh man, I heard you have grabondese"

Friend: "Whats that?"

You: "Grab on deez nuts!"

by SlipperyGooseylosseydad February 26, 2021

Gabongus

A foolish person who fails to see when they are wrong but eventually might

"What a fucking gabongus"
"Man that guy is such a gabongus"
"Ooops I'm quite the gabongus"

by C0ckfryer April 23, 2022

Geavonnie

Geavonnie is a very smart, handsome, and outgoing person when your his friend and oftens wants to try new things.

Hi Geavonnie how are you.

by Oegon November 26, 2022

gabon

one of the poor west african country's that used to be european slave raiding areas. former french colony, it's been ruled by the same dictatorial pres. ondimba for 40 years. oil is bringing wealth to this country, but that can't solve it's problems right now.

teeny pop music is popular among wealthy people in gabon.

by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

grabonkulous

A descriptive word, much like ridonkulous, but to the nth degree.

"Death Wish 3 is fucking ridonkulous!"
"More like grabonkulous!"

by Dan Pantzig March 11, 2007