De Gea

When a goalkeeper doesn't leave their line even though they definitely should, misplaces a pass or makes an error. Basically anything bad that a goalkeeper does

Darren: "I can't believe that keeper didn't rush off his line"

Oliver: "Yes he did a De Gea"

De Gea by Troliver37382 December 28, 2021

de gea

A De Gea is when a homosexual man attempts to sit on an animal while in a pub and rub his penis against the counter.

I went down to the pub and De Gea'd.

de gea by Cody44 October 9, 2016

De Gea

One of the most worst goal keeps ever. Plays for Manchester United,Luckily coaches are making choices to move him to a different team

Your such a de gea when it comes to football

De Gea by Takary March 18, 2017

Bottom Gear

A viral spoof of the BBC car magazine Top Gear made by dutch YouTuber Jixaw, released on September 1st, 2020 which feature either reading captures of edited images or memes in Expand Dong format.

Today on Bottom Gear, I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a (focking) toilet, and James commits arson.

Bottom Gear by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Gaudy Gear 

Extremely ugly outfits.

Lady GaGa wears Gaudy Gear.

Gaudy Gear by jpg3 January 1, 2012

Geauga Flying Squirrel 

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)

The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.

Geauga Flying Squirrel by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012

Gearu 

A GEARU is a person who is incredibly proficient with all things technical. Be it a complicated video system, a new computer program, or simply a high tech toaster, this is the person everyone turns to for technical assistance. Some people have taken this ability to an even higher level and approach a near zen like aptitude to know what every button does on every machine. A true GEARU exudes a calm and confident aura of proficiency. They have transcended the minor label of computer geek and become the true guru of gear, the GEARU. Also known as "the keeper of the knobs".

"I've been working for hours trying to get this video system to work. No matter how many times I try to set it up it just doesn't want to operate. I guess I'll have to call Conrad, he's a real GEARU when it comes to these things."

Gearu by miwok March 29, 2009