Gazzeteerage

Floppy socks, unicorn stuffed animals and hair in a bun

I Wish I could be a Gazzeteerage

by Gazzeteerage #1 January 5, 2019

Gazzer B Boy

the term Gazzer B Boy/Gazzer (for short) is the english teacher of ur dreams if he was a soundcloud rapper. an absolute whopping genius. a bit of a nonce, may or may not have a secret sex chamber in the narnia of the cupboard at the back of his room. the kind of Man who knows when and where people have lost their virginity. quite strict, doesn't care if ur grandad died after ur parents got into a car crash on their way to save your pet dog from being exploded by your 3 y/o sister cause he still expects ur homework regardless. would rather let you piss yourself in your seat than lend u a potty pass halfway through his lesson. has favourites and will choose a variety of them girls EVERY. SINGLE. LESSON. will stick his middle fingers up at ur class to demonstrate what an "obscure action" is. sais the n-word in To Kill a Mocking Bird just for the impact or dramatic effect of it. and last but certainly not least, he looks like hitler.

in conclusion, everyone needs a gazzer in their life.

person 1: ugh i have bowen next smh
person 2: lmao he's a right Gazzer B Boy
person 1: u wot bruv
person 2: the man's a gazzer, jeez can u not take them airpods out for like 2 secs and listen to me

by timtamtomtanna June 10, 2019

Glazzed Donut

A glazzed donut is a sexual act where a man or woman's bald head is ejaculated upon. Furthermore the glaze is spread acrossed the surface of the bald head creating a glazed effect.

Damn look at that fine bald bitch! Im gonna give her a glazzed donut tonight!

by The Glazzed Destroyer June 5, 2017

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

gazedo

a mass story written by chicks

we wrote this gazedo on the weekend

by Derph February 15, 2005

Gazzel

A skateboarding move in which the skater turn the board upside down and verticle he/she then flips it up and catches it on the opposite side repeating the process as much as possible. ( a famouse move of Rodney mullen ).

dude that gazzel flip was clean

by Adim Kridler July 22, 2007

stroodle gazzer

the process of in which you put your penis in a womans nose and it hits her brain and you ejaculate on her eyes and she will probably have at least a concusion

i stroodle gazzered your mom last night i think shes dead

by josh ellis1234567890 February 19, 2011