gaylex

a fake rolex worn by branden

Branden:you guys look at my cool new rolex
Spencer:its more of a gaylex
All:ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!

by poop December 3, 2004

gaypegoat

term for a male friend who is mentioned in passing as gay in order to avoid the wrath of asian parents and jealous boyfriends

Girl 1: So my mom asked me about this cute guy I was talking to at my piano recital. I told her that he was gay.

Girl 2: Oh nice, he's your gaypegoat.

by VanquisherOfMuffins January 26, 2011

Gayper

A man or woman who rapes someone of the same sex or preys upon gays as his or her victims of rape.

"That guy's not a raper, he's a gayper, since he only targets men"

by Pedro "El Mexicano" Gonzalez May 9, 2010

gaysexual

A closeted homosexual who refrains from dating or sexual contact for fear of acknowledging their true identity.

John hasn't had a girlfriend in four years, and I always notice him eying other guys. Do you think he might be gaysexual?

by gaysexual April 19, 2009

Gayper

a person also known as a weekend warrior participating in what is commonly called shred-sledding. also known to enjoy the sound of a nice shorn scrotum fapping on their chin, while being reamed from behind by their "buddy".

Ben Johnston was definatly a gayper last night with a dick in his mouth and balls fapping on his chin with a bigger dick in his ass....

by quimby1 January 19, 2004

gaysexual

A gay man who is not currently having sex. Thus, he is an asexual gay man.

Gay guy: Dude, for the past three weeks I've been gaysexual.

by Will Yam September 5, 2008

gaysexual

Derogatory pertaining to a homofag.

You're a fucking gaysexual.

by Captain Robo March 28, 2003