gaydar

the ability to sense--without being told and without obvious visual clues--that someone is gay.

Female A: He may be fine as frog hair but you won't get anywhere with him because he's gay.
Female B: How do you know?
Female A: 'Cause I've got GAYDAR!

by Elaine E. August 10, 2008

gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

gaydar BETA

A form of gaydar most commonly, but not always found in persons with ambiguous sexuality or faghags. It does have glitches and occassionaly fails, specifically with short-term scans such as 'first glance'. It's two main functions include a shock absorber for when someone comes out of the closet and finding potential hook-ups for one's gay counterpart.

My coming out doesn't surprise you?
No, my gaydar BETA picked up on that years ago.

by Linalin February 25, 2009

Gaydrian

A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder

Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"

(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it

(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks

(Gaydrian):I need to pissss

(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm

(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

So tell me how to lov ...

(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.

by Choadie September 25, 2007

gaydorable

Adj., meaning 'adorable,' but specifically in the context of homosexuals being adorable.

Exceptions can be made with two people of the same sex being gay with each other, but not mutually homosexual or in a relationship.

"Did you see our gays watching a movie on the couch the other night? They fell asleep on each other!"
"That is SO gaydorable."

"Yo, Steve and I are off to shop for sheets for my bed."
"...that is gaydorable, Rob."
"Shut the fuck up."

by Anonandon March 28, 2010

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

Gaydar assassin

A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.

His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.

by Metalbeast May 26, 2010