gastrophotisterol

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

by captain_e May 20, 2011

Gastropod

A morbidly obese person. Coined by Monty Burns to describe a 300lb Homer Simpson.

"Smithers, who is this Gastropod?"

by John Violence October 17, 2008

gastropub

A public house that sells food served on roofing slates or lumps of wood

I went to the local gastropub last night; the gravy poured off the side of my slate and ran over the table

by Paje69 March 23, 2016

gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo October 20, 2007

molecular gastronomy

molecular gastronomy is a term you use when you stub your toe. it’s a term that can be quite stress relieving in some scenarios.

oh yeah. i know that pain. but what was that i heard you shouting when u stubbed your toe?

molecular gastronomy.

by sleepinonthegrass December 21, 2021

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac

"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"

by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastrononscriptophobia

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.

I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.

by Rabelais October 28, 2008