Gasshole 

a gaslighting asshole - a person whose mean manipulative tactics are empty hot air attempts to convince you their personal mistakes are your own misgivings

Jeez Mark, you're being a total gasshole!

Gasshole by Lord Buxomberries November 13, 2024

Gasshole

Food that’s so damn amazingly tasty it makes your taste buds have a fucking party.

This mac ‘n’ cheese is a total fucking gasshole—my taste buds are partying.”

Gasshole by Cookie Crook October 22, 2025

gasshole-olic

An asshole that is dependent on large amounts of gasoline in order to drive around aimlessly all day in their gas guzzling vehicle.

That punk is a gasshole-olic because he drives around all day in his tricked out HUMMER by himself just to show off and make up for his shortcomings, like his tiny pecker!!

gasshole-olic by arlinm June 13, 2006

Glasshole 

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

Glasshole by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013

gashole 

A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)

The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!

gashole by RickHard July 8, 2005

grasshole

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.

Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.

grasshole by JEUNT November 20, 2009

grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.

grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009