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Godsplaining

Definition #1: Verb: To dogmatically share your spiritual knowledge without asking for consent.

Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.

Noun: Godsplainer
Ever since my sister subscribed to Deepak Chopra’s meditation app, she’s renamed herself Mango and has been Godsplaining like she was the Buddha. herself.
by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023
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Gaysplaining

When someone of the LGBTQI+ community tries to explain something relevant to their community to a heterosexual assuming they’re ignorant and dumb.
“I know what pronouns are stop gaysplaining!”

“Filthy gay! I know what you are. No need to gaysplain it to me”
by bigbootypissboi September 13, 2021
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Gaysplaining

when a person of the LGBTQ community tries to tell straight people their "privileges" when they are illy informed about the disadvantages of being a straight person and should SHUT THE FUCK UP!
LGBTQ Person: YOU PRIVILEGED CISGENDER MALE GO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
Normal Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! STOP GAYSPLAINING AND GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE SPACES"!
by joewillis November 5, 2016
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Gaysplaining

When someone of the LGBTQI+ community tries to explain something relevant to their community to a heterosexual assuming they’re ignorant and dumb.
“I know what pronouns are stop gaysplaining!”

“Filthy gay! I know what you are. No need to gaysplain it to me”
by bigbootypissboi September 13, 2021
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Godsplaining

The attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation.
Yeah, I overheard him Godsplaining to you last night at yoga. Ugh.
by shambhi December 13, 2015
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Garsplaining

A nonsense word I made up for: Explaining something like a crazy dream you had.

Example: (based off the netflix series LEGO Ninjago) 'And then the ninja flew in on dragons, but there was a massive monster controlled by Lord Garmadon!'
"So I saw my dad sitting in a chair, but he's dead! so i said 'what are you doing here?' and he-" "Woah, dude! Slow down, you're totally garsplaining!!"
by P0ppyhed920 August 16, 2024
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wasplaining

Like mansplaining, but explained by a particular cynical man who is obsessed with japanese cartoons.
Wassim was wasplaining the hell out of teeth
by lugraves January 28, 2020
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