Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004

ass gasket

paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.

the toilet stole my ass gasket!

by jLOUD August 4, 2006

beef gasket

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

by Aaronx January 28, 2006

ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

rubber gasket

Giving a blow job while wearing a condom. Referring to the phrase "blowing a gasket", the actual act of blowing while wearing a rubber as well as the explosion that takes place.

-"Hey did you give him a rubber gasket?"
-"No. But I did blow a gasket."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

Head gasket

The mushroom tip that you use to try to solve the issue of anal seepage sometimes only a temporary fix

Cody was spending a fortune on underwear so Bobby suggested a tampon but that didn't work so Stefan snuck up behind him and helped him out with a good ol head gasket for a temporary fix.

by Bathnbody November 4, 2016

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018