joe garvey

it is the state of ultimate brilliance and indescribable greatness and legend-ness.

im such a joe garvey

by gregory onslaw October 28, 2006

egyptian garvey

When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers

"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."

by inlovewiththejuul September 27, 2017

Preston Garvey

A FO4 Minuteman that needs you to help some settlement. Hated by most but is not really that bad.

“I had to put on a brave face as long as there were still people counting on me. That's the only reason I kept going.”—

Preston Garvey

by XGDragion March 7, 2023

james garvey

an underwater drug dealer who likes to jerk off to mayonaise

james garvey jerked off to mayonaise.

by DonutHobo3 May 31, 2016

Jack Garvey

Kid that got bitched up by nick Radcliffe

That kid just that Jack Garveyed by Jerome.

by Handjob469 January 18, 2020

Preston Garvey

A man who has found a settlement that needs your help

"Another Settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map" Being asked by Preston Garvey, for it's all that he's known for because that's how Todd Howard made him.

by Preston Gravy August 27, 2022

Garvey

The iowan name for a cocktail mixture involving apples, cinnamon, and everclear(definitely not vodka).

"Hey guys, look what I'm cooking"
"Hell yes, I can't wait to have some of that garvey

by M1919-45 August 21, 2020