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flaming Garbonzo

(n). A competition where the competitors stick rolled up toilet paper in their anus'es then light them on fire to see who runs the longest distance without the flame going out.
Dude Me and Jimmy did a flaming Garbonzo and he totally got his ass hair burned off.
by Ruslan_Y February 5, 2009
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gargenzola

the ultimate player on sc!!! no one can beat him! caus he is me!
generic white guy #2:lets play bunker wars!

gargenzola: dude im gonna pwnyou just like i did in halo last week

generic white guy #2: i know...:'(
by mackzy November 2, 2004
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Garbonzo

Sexual act; having a girl pee on you for sexual gratification; Chickpea
My girl went garbonzo when she came last night! Surprised me but I ended up with a diamond cutter and we did it until it wasn't worth it anymore.
by Ronny James July 11, 2018
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Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.
Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"
by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014
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Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.
A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.
by EviLEgg October 9, 2010
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gorgonzoled

Originally a state suffered by those who have over indulged on said Italian formaggio. eg, "Where's Hadi?" 'In the toilet, she's completely gorgonzoled'.

But also a state one can descend into following consumation of 2 Tavernello bricks during Erasmus year in Genova.

The symptoms resulting from this state of Gorgonzoledness can be seen every Wednesday night in Milk and include throwing up into ones handbag, on Sophie's shoes or kissing ugly boys and recalling niente.

Positive symptoms of Gorgonzoledness include speaking 'fluent' italian.
We were gorgonzoled last night. I remember niente.
by Ginger Fuzz December 1, 2010
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gorgonzolasos

a group of shit talkers who's hated my Michael Clifford
by chefremy October 29, 2019
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