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gorgonzoled 

Originally a state suffered by those who have over indulged on said Italian formaggio. eg, "Where's Hadi?" 'In the toilet, she's completely gorgonzoled'.

But also a state one can descend into following consumation of 2 Tavernello bricks during Erasmus year in Genova.

The symptoms resulting from this state of Gorgonzoledness can be seen every Wednesday night in Milk and include throwing up into ones handbag, on Sophie's shoes or kissing ugly boys and recalling niente.

Positive symptoms of Gorgonzoledness include speaking 'fluent' italian.
We were gorgonzoled last night. I remember niente.
gorgonzoled by Ginger Fuzz December 1, 2010
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Gorgonzola 

Another word for Dick or acting/doing something completely stupid.
“ No! I forgot my phone at my side chicks crib!”

“ Dude that‘s a Gorgonzola move right there.“

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“ Hey babe, how about you come melt this Gorgonzola “
Gorgonzola by Jmart.z November 4, 2019

Diggy Gorgonzola 

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Run Gorgonzola Run Burger 

A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"

Meatball Gorgonzola 

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.
"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

Gorgonzolas

A chicks rack. Usually describes a really nice rack.
Dude! Did you see Barbara's gorgonzolas??!?! I wanna bury my face in them!
Gorgonzolas by legalize_it January 15, 2010

Gorgonzola 

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.
Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"
Gorgonzola by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014
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