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Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
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PanGalactic GargleBlaster

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
by bathelm December 11, 2011
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Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore
Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats
by Kat November 18, 2003
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Gargamel

Highly unattractive human being. We're talking 5 star ugly here. Rides the bus a.k.a. The Gargamel Express. Natural habitat = Walmart.
Sena: Some greasy haired, pajama pants wearing freak on the bus asked me out on a date to Walmart! Can you believe that? Joey: Gargamel... er what?
by Agent00Devon June 19, 2012
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Gargamel

a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him
smurfs - after them skruple
by Brother_Number_One July 9, 2003
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gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.
by jifter November 11, 2010
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Gargamelon

Gargamel from The Smurfs but he’s also a Melon.
"Bro, have any weird dreams lately?"
"Yeah man. I dreamt about Gargamelon yesterday. Crazy."
by big stinky cat May 25, 2023
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