Garfunkling

In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.

Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.

by flmumb March 5, 2009

gnarfunkel

when something is straight up gnarly to a funky extreme. Gnarls, funky, crazy.

Dude that guy is boardsliding that rail naked with a wig on, that's freaking gnarfunkel

by SevenSeasOfRye September 25, 2018

gerfunkenrub

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.

Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.

by Aweso.. January 11, 2008

garfuckel

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

Garfunkel

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

garfunckled

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Garfunkel

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019