Gallipolis

A small town located in south-eastern Ohio on the Ohio River. The town has a population of less than 5,000 and thus tends to be a very tight-knit place. Everybody knows everyone, and even scarier, everyone is related to everyone else. The locals always say that there is nothing to do, aside from the movies or hanging out at Wal-Mart. There is stuff around, but not anything that generally appeals to anyone under the age of 40. The town is full of rednecks, hicks, old retired folks, welfare suckers, and wiggers. Most of the high school kids only talk of how they can't wait to get out of Gallipolis. Almost everyone you see drives a beat up 20 year old car, smokes, and dresses like a skank. It is a very safe town, though, mostly because even the criminals can't stand it here. Gallipolis has a few claims to fame, however. Bob Evans, founder of Bob Evans restaurants grew up here, and of course there is the Mothman legend from nearby Point Pleasant.

Larry: Bob is such a loser.
Bill: Shut up...he's my cousin...and my uncle...and my nephew...because I'm from Gallipolis.

Bill: Watch how fast I can drive.
Larry: Watch out for that old person and the Mothman.

Larry: Hey...lets go eat at Bob Evans and then go to Wal Mart!
Bill: Yeah! Sounds like fun

by S Cracka November 30, 2006

Gallitarian

Someone who restricts meat intake but still includes most kinds of poultry. Such a consumer may still select turkey rather exclusively eating chicken, which would signify a pollotarian.

A: She said she only eats chicken.

B: So she must be a gallitarian.
A: But does she eat turkey too? She could just be a pollotarian.

by Ciyu February 3, 2018

Gallipolis

A small town in south-eastern Ohio, sitting right on the Ohio River. It was settled approx. 1790 by the French, and approximately 1/3 of the local businesses have the word French in their title. Also, everyone knows everyone and is related to nearly everyone, probably due to inbreeding. The downtown part of Gallipolis is pretty but venture out too far and you find ghettos, Amish, and backwoods rifle totin rednecks. The soul source of entertainment in the town is a trip to Walmart, which is also the cultural center of the town. Bob Evans, founder of Bob Evans Restaurant, is from this area, giving it its one true claim to fame, aside from the famed Silver Bridge, which fell into the Ohio River circa 1967. There is also the rumor of the Mothman in nearby Point Pleasant, WV. The town also basically revolves around the Jr. Fair, which happens every August. All the true locals constantly wear flannel shirts, carhart pants and work boots, overalls are a suitable substitution. Most womoen you meet will likely have more facial hair than the men, can run a tractor with ease, and will likely not know the meaning of Victoria's Secret. Overall, "G-Town" is a good place to live, unless it is constant excitement you seek.

Bob: Larry is such an idiot.
Bill: Shut up...he is my cousin...and brother...and uncle...because we're from Gallipolis

Bill: Wanna go hang at Wal-Mart?
Bob: Wal-Mart! Yippee!!!!

Bill: Watch how fast my car can go...
Bob: Look out for that Amish Buggy and the Mothman!!

by Dr. D Love November 9, 2008

gallstone

A) A hefty rock shot out of the pipes
B) The toilet pistol hardpoint ammo
C) The Log-Breaking Arial Torpedo
D) A crystalline structure that seems to grow in your bladder and is either passed through the penis OR blasted with ultrasound to prevent massive pain

"Yeah man, I just shot a torpedo out my toilet pistol last night the size of my fist."
"Man, how did you survive that?"
"I no longer have a penis."

Or

*groan*
(sound of a man who has just dropped a hefty rock out of the pipeline)

by _DV March 28, 2003

James Gallimore

A short thin man who wears spectacles and refuses to eat any animal products vegan.
Quite nerdy looking but very confident with an extremely sarcastic personality.
Only makes contact with other people with sight problems and makes jokes about it to make himself feel better.
Can be annoying at times but deep down a good guy.

A word for somebody you do not like

Another word for speccy prick speccy cunt
Look at him the James Gallimore!

Shut up you James Gallimore!

by SpeccyBecky August 2, 2018

James Gallimore

A type of stick insect

Look at those stick insects shagging! That little ones a James Gallimore.

by SpeccyBecky August 2, 2018

Garlitos

Garlitos are the kind of people that everyone needs in their life. They are the best type of people to keep around and are the life of the party. They are always the Alpha in the friend group or in a relationship. They always tend to be the best looking in any situation. They will go to hell and back for you and they will always treat you like family. Garlitos are definitely the wild child but they are the most loving.

You give off Garlitos vibes.

Garlitos is the best.

by thewh November 23, 2021