Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

A potent mixed drink created by Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging -- expensive and bad for the head.

Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

Gabanti

Nickname for Gabe Saporta, lead singer of Cobra Starship. Combines Gabe and Santi, The Academy Is...'s album released in 2007.

Gabanti had some mad dance moves last night.

by Taylor Starship January 13, 2008

The Great Galactic Wars

The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.

- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

David Gahan

Mostly known as Dave Gahan, lead singer and co-songwriter of Depeche Mode (or DM), one of the greatest bands ever.

Dave Gahan
Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter
Personal Jesus
Sexy Man
Depeche Mode
DM

David Gahan is also known as Dave Gahan, but I personally love the name David the most. But a David by any other name is still Dave Gahan.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

Galactus

A character is Marvel comics that wields the Power Cosmic, oft said to be the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe. He spends his time using his God-like powers to devour planets in order to feed his massive body and the energy it requires. Standing from 50-1000 feet tall depending on differing accounts, and weighing in at 250 tons, Galactus is considered nearly invincible due to his god like powers.

civilian 1: dude, who is that in Times Square?
Civilian 2: Galactus, the great world devourer.
Civilian 1: we're fucked.

by Mr.Cthulu November 3, 2008

Galactically Stupid

When something obvious is not recognized by someone who sees that obvious thing on a regular basis, this level of stupidity is reached.

Lois Lane is galactically stupid for not realizing that Superman is actually Clark Kent.

by GravitySuit August 13, 2008

Galactic Force Band

An obscure funk/disco group that released one album, "Spaced Out Disco" in 1978. They would've been shoved into the dust bin of obscurity were it not for this one little tune called "Space Dust". Somehow, this funky little jam attracted attention & has been sampled in numerous songs, including: "It Takes Two" by Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, "I Wanna Rock" by Snoop Dogg, "Old Skool" by Dizzie Rascal, etc...

Ed: Yo man, this song's got a real fly beat goin' on. I think I heard that beat from somewhere...

Fred: That's from the Galactic Force Band.

Ed: Really? Never heard of them dudes before.

by swat1975 June 13, 2010