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Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011
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Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
I think I will play Gastarius today.
by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013
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Guitarist

"So, how did your date go last night?"

"Oh my God! It was amazing, he was a guitarist, if you know what I mean... ;)"

*Spontaneously orgasms"
by BCJLandslide January 5, 2014
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Guitarist

someone who plays guitar for pleasure of performance not to be confused with people who play guitar hero, think their good and decide to get a £60 inclusive guitar and amp from a pathetic shop. guitarist's are normally pretty chill and hate drummers coz they wont stop drumming while your trying to lay down a sexy riff. good guitarist - need be just one HENDRIX
idiot: wow im really good at guitar hero i might start playing actual guitar

actual guitarist: go away you dick. its 6 strings and 126 notes not 5 fucking buttons...foole
by an actual guitarist March 4, 2010
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guns n' roses lead guitarist

i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute
by DiggyPoos April 18, 2010
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lead guitarist

Guitarist who repeatedly decides to step out of the rhythm of the song and try to wow the audience with a flashy guitar solo, rather than just continuously play chords.
Lead Guitarist (to sound guy): I'm gonna do a solo, so turn me way up and turn everybody else way down.

Lead guitarist (to bassist): Dude, I get way more pussy than you.
by kkaarrll2 July 5, 2009
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Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.
"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."
by dr.teets September 19, 2012
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