gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goft

when the act of giving a person a gift gets replaced by an act of goofery. If honestly accidental, it is considered to be a minor goft, but if intentional is deemed to be fully goft

I never got Suzy a gift for her birthday, so I fully goft her! I turned my phone off and took her best friendemy out for dinner just to avoid her.

by speedchef December 2, 2014

Groftah

This can mean what ever you want it to mean

Hey yo get over here millie with that Groftah.

Wagwan G. Mans just been to the groftah

by sixylicks February 17, 2021

Gofts

Haley's spelling of gifts

tell him I want one of those gofts

by yodalover6969 December 16, 2020

GTOFTS

Getting Too Old For This Shit!

I ache from playing football yesterday, GTOFTS

by ryandrews April 19, 2010

Gooftroot

Disrespecting or hateing, hater

Man you a Gooftroot

Dude why you always Gooftrootin

by labwonica johnson December 7, 2006

gooft

Basically being high on marijuana and when you're from an Indian neighborhood you'd usually use this word.

Bruhhhhh,I'm so gooft

by Tarana420 June 9, 2019