gramatter

gramatter is an amazing langue (language) that only the most smartest of people can understand and speak it was created in the year 2020 and was one of the only good things to actually come from the year 2020 if you know how to speak gramatter i applaud you

wow gramatter is such an amazing langue

by coolassbotch February 18, 2021

the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

seven gram rock

What Charlie Sheen bangs and finishes everyday. Because that's how he rolls.

C-Sheen: How many grams is that rock?

Rock Supplier: 3.5.

C-Sheen: Give me two of those.

Rock Supplier: Okay man, if that's how you roll.

C-Sheen: That's how I roll.

And then Charlie banged out that seven gram rock.

by CtownandDown March 25, 2011

Grambabe

A girl who is attractive on instagram, but is actually ugly in person.

Wow she looks really attractive.
-Yea but I've met her, shes a grambabe and she's ugly in person.

by eserbalacja January 10, 2015

graktung

Pronounced ‘grac-tongue’. Graktung means victory is ours.

“i haven’t attempted to killed my self all day, graktung’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Grafting

Scottish slang meaning a guy who is trying to get a girl to like him. A bit like flirting. Can be shortened to 'graft' or 'g-rafting'

"Oh see Dave over there he's grafting on Lisa"

"Dave's on the graft"

"Dave's g-rafting"

"Graft graft graft your boat gently down the stream..."

by omacc October 10, 2014

fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.

Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram

by Edgemin September 3, 2006