grab

the action of feeling one's balls... (with a knife!)

I grabbed my nads and felt around 'till I found my credit card.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

grab

(ger-ab)
A synonym for "Ashi".

As in;

"He got a good "Ashi" on those breasts."

or

"He man... nice "Ashi" on that... way to go."

by fatco October 31, 2003

Grab

Noun. A "grab" is a group of two or more well-dressed white men standing around and looking speculatively at their surroundings. Possibly seeking to invest in the neighborhood for their own purposes. At least one still uses a cell phone holster.

That grab is about to buy up the neighborhood and gentrify the place.

by holdmeclosenowtonydanza May 2, 2022

Grab

To Deal with

My New Year’s resolution is to Grab all my enemies

by Sliccxwigsplitter May 27, 2024

grab-a-snatch

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010