Gonchingbockler

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.

Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"

by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009

gonchbomb

Noun: a large, putrid release of intestinal gas, usually produced in the workplace or around a group of friends.
Usually followed by a trip to the washroom to wash your anus.
Verb: to release intestinal gas with such force as to solicit a reaction from bystanders, and leave the "gonchbomber"
wondering if they have soiled themselves.

Kevin dropped a gonchbomb at the lunch table which quickly evacuated the room and caused the foreman to pull the fire alarm. He then got up to go and wash his anus.

by captainzenon November 22, 2010

Gonchable

A Gonchable is a Cryptid that resembles an Alligator, though it is not. Gonchables may also take other forms, such as the infamous Doggigator. the word may also be used to describe a susie (from the videogame, deltarune) fan

1. I saw a Gonchable at the swamp yesterday.

2. i am such a Gonchable (in reference to the usage of the word which describes a person/persons as a fan of the character susie, from the videogame deltarune)

by ratlordScoot January 15, 2019

Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.

Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!

by Samuel G May 12, 2007

Goncher

Noun: A sickening disfigurement that once seen, changes one's life forever. Usually associated with the human penis.

I have to pay for sex because of my Goncher.

by PapaG123 May 26, 2010

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Goncrats

When you want to congratulate someone, but dont really mean it.

Hey Donald I got a 105 on my english test! Highest grade in the class nbd

Goncrats bro

Yo Joe I hooked up with you sister at the partay it was awesome!

Goncrats man

by bmccrea December 10, 2011