Golfware

Software that is often not working/badly designed/useless that got implemented after the CEO played golf with another company's CEO.

Programmer 1: Nothing is working! Why the fuck do we have this program in the first place?!
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.

by martcraft May 14, 2020

GOMFL

Get On My Fucking Level

Dude your stats are shit, GOMFL

by Triflecta July 10, 2010

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

GOMFB

Get Off My Fucking Back

Look I heard you the first time so GOMFB!

by Schnider0 November 29, 2006

GOMF

Gay, On the verge of tears, Mentally Ill, full of rage

do i really need to explain GOMF any further?

by cilantro.is.yummy November 14, 2021

gomft

Getting On My Fucking Tit's

You're gomft.

Will you stfu, you're gomft!

by BigBoyRafi December 1, 2010

GOMF

Acronym for "Get Outta My Face!" phrase derived from users of the Amiga computer, GOMF was originally a hack that dismissed critical errors called 'Guru Meditation.' These nerds expanded the use of the phrase to everyday situations.

GOMF cat! Quit eating my spaghetti!

by tchotchotch September 29, 2008